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dub3's pixel tribute to Despair.com in 1998: a Boom-era online shop
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 1998 page

dub3 card · www.despair.com

Despair.com (1998)

Motivational posters, turned around to tell you not to bother.

Cost
2 RAM
Power
1
Rarity
Common
Family
Commerce
Era
Boom (1995 to 1998)
Collection
Meme Machine

What it does

Each round end: +1 Power to this card.

Each round end fires as every round finishes.

It costs 2 RAM to play and brings 1 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.

Commerce cards grow every round and make your opponent pay more to play.

The site, in 1998

The shop of Despair, Inc., which sells 'Demotivators': posters and gifts that parody office motivational posters with cynical captions.

Founded in 1998, it is widely credited with starting demotivational posters, which became an internet meme format. In 2000 it trademarked the frowny emoticon :-( for posters and cards, and in 2001 joked that it would sue anyone who typed it.

In 1998: E.L. Kersten and a couple of friends started the business and its first Demotivators.

Boom era, 1995 to 1998. Netscape, frames, hit counters and animated envelopes. Everyone had a homepage, and every homepage was under construction.

Meme Machine: Where the jokes everyone repeated got started.

Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 1998 page.

In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 1998, then plays a short scene. Want Despair.com in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.