
dub3 card · azure.microsoft.com/en-us/products/azure-sql/database
Microsoft Azure SQL Database (2009)
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- Cost
- 4 RAM
- Power
- 5
- Rarity
- Common
- Family
- Institutions
- Era
- Modern (2009 on)
- Collection
- The Establishment
What it does
Ongoing: If you're losing here, +4 Power to this card.
Ongoing is always on while the card is in play.
It costs 4 RAM to play and brings 5 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.
Institutions cards protect your side, and come back strong when you're losing.
The site, in 2009
A managed cloud database from Microsoft, which runs SQL Server for you on Azure.
It handles upgrades, patching, backups and monitoring without the user doing anything. Over time it has gone by several names, including SQL Server Data Services, SQL Azure and Windows Azure SQL Database.
Modern era, 2009 on. Phones, feeds and cookie banners. The web got fast, flat and very sure about notifications.
The Establishment: Governments, universities, libraries and archives. Very official.
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2009 page.
In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 2009, then plays a short scene. Want Microsoft Azure SQL Database in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.





