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dub3's pixel tribute to The Useless Web in 2012: a Modern-era web tool
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2012 page

dub3 card · theuselessweb.com

The Useless Web (2012)

One button. Press it to be sent somewhere completely useless.

Cost
4 RAM
Power
8
Rarity
Common
Family
Search
Era
Modern (2009 on)
Collection
The Weird Web

What it does

On reveal: Draw 1 card.

On reveal happens once, when the card flips.

It costs 4 RAM to play and brings 8 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.

Search cards grow with the friends in their lane, and some draw you cards.

The site, in 2012

A page with one button that sends you to a completely useless website.

Press it and you land somewhere pointless, which is the whole idea.

Modern era, 2009 on. Phones, feeds and cookie banners. The web got fast, flat and very sure about notifications.

The Weird Web: One page, one joke, no reason. The internet at its best.

Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2012 page.

In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 2012, then plays a short scene. Want The Useless Web in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.