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Foamy the Squirrel (2009)
An angry squirrel ranting about customer service.
- Cost
- 2 RAM
- Power
- 3
- Rarity
- Rare
- Family
- Games
- Era
- Modern (2009 on)
- Collection
- Cult Classics
What it does
On reveal: +3 Power to a random card in your hand.
On reveal happens once, when the card flips.
It costs 2 RAM to play and brings 3 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.
Games cards roll the dice. Sometimes the dice roll you.
The site, in 2009
A web cartoon about Foamy, an angry squirrel who rants about modern life, made by Jonathan Ian Mathers and hosted at Ill Will Press.
The series, Neurotically Yours, began as a comic about a goth girl, Germaine, and her squirrel flatmate. Foamy's rants proved the draw, and it has passed 400 official episodes.
In 2009: Mathers moved the cartoons to YouTube and Newgrounds, citing uncredited copies and what he called "insane" bandwidth bills.
Modern era, 2009 on. Phones, feeds and cookie banners. The web got fast, flat and very sure about notifications.
Cult Classics: Small, strange and loved to bits by the people who found them.
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2009 page.
In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 2009, then plays a short scene. Want Foamy the Squirrel in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.






