dub3 card · www.ninjaburger.com
Ninja Burger (1999)
Ninjas deliver your burger anywhere in 30 minutes or less. Or else.
- Cost
- 5 RAM
- Power
- 10
- Rarity
- Common
- Family
- Commerce
- Era
- Dot-com (1999 to 2002)
- Collection
- The Weird Web
What it does
On reveal: Enemy cards cost 1 more to play here.
On reveal happens once, when the card flips.
It costs 5 RAM to play and brings 10 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.
Commerce cards grow every round and make your opponent pay more to play.
The site, in 1999
A parody fast-food chain whose secret sect of noble ninjas delivers meals anywhere, at any time, within 30 minutes, with dire consequences for any ninja who is late.
Started in late 1999, it took off through Fark and grew into two role-playing games, a 2003 Steve Jackson Games card game, an employee-handbook book and several webcomics. Its makers also declared 5 December the Day of the Ninja.
In 1999: Opened for business, in parody form, late in the year.
Dot-com era, 1999 to 2002. Glossy buttons, big money and a bug called Y2K. Some of these companies were worth billions for about a fortnight.
The Weird Web: One page, one joke, no reason. The internet at its best.
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 1999 page.
Put it on your site
Run Ninja Burger, or just remember it fondly? Here's its button, 88 by 31 like it's 1999. Paste this into your page:
In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 1999, then plays a short scene. Want Ninja Burger in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.
