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dub3's pixel tribute to Reductress in 2013: a Modern-era satire site
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2013 page

dub3 card · reductress.com

Reductress (2013)

Women's-magazine headlines, turned up until the absurdity shows.

Cost
3 RAM
Power
3
Rarity
Common
Family
Media
Era
Modern (2009 on)
Collection
Cult Classics

What it does

On reveal: +1 Power to your cards in other lanes.

On reveal happens once, when the card flips.

It costs 3 RAM to play and brings 3 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.

Media cards broadcast Power to your other lanes.

The site, in 2013

A satire site that parodies the tone of media aimed at women, from magazine advice columns to clickbait listicles.

Comedians Beth Newell and Sarah Pappalardo founded it in April 2013. Its articles, often compared to The Onion's, drew a record 2.4 million readers in November 2014, and its writers produced the 2016 book How to Win at Feminism.

In 2013: Founded in April after Newell and Pappalardo got talking about the tropes they saw in media for women.

Modern era, 2009 on. Phones, feeds and cookie banners. The web got fast, flat and very sure about notifications.

Cult Classics: Small, strange and loved to bits by the people who found them.

Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2013 page.

Put it on your site

Run Reductress, or just remember it fondly? Here's its button, 88 by 31 like it's 1999. Paste this into your page:

Reductress is a dub3 card

In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 2013, then plays a short scene. Want Reductress in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.