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dub3's pixel tribute to Terms of Service; Didn’t Read in 2012: a Modern-era charity site
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2012 page

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Terms of Service; Didn’t Read (2012)

This page is an official record.

Cost
3 RAM
Power
4
Rarity
Common
Family
Institutions
Era
Modern (2009 on)

What it does

Arrives with a shield. Ongoing: While this card keeps its shield, +2 Power to this card.

Ongoing is always on while the card is in play.

It costs 3 RAM to play and brings 4 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.

Institutions cards protect your side, and come back strong when you're losing.

The site, in 2012

A community project that grades the terms of service and privacy policies of big websites, from A (best) to E (worst).

Volunteers mark each point in a policy as good, bad, a blocker or neutral. Hugo Roy, Michiel de Jong and Jan-Christoph Borchardt founded it in June 2012. The name plays on "too long; didn't read".

Modern era, 2009 on. Phones, feeds and cookie banners. The web got fast, flat and very sure about notifications.

The Establishment: Governments, universities, libraries and archives. Very official.

Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2012 page.

Put it on your site

Run Terms of Service; Didn’t Read, or just remember it fondly? Here's its button, 88 by 31 like it's 1999. Paste this into your page:

Terms of Service; Didn’t Read is a dub3 card

In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 2012, then plays a short scene. Want Terms of Service; Didn’t Read in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.