dub3 card · www.realultimatepower.net
Real Ultimate Power (2002)
The official ninja webpage. Extremely serious. Extremely ninja.
- Cost
- 2 RAM
- Power
- 1
- Rarity
- Epic
- Family
- Creators
- Era
- Dot-com (1999 to 2002)
- Collection
- Meme Machine
What it does
Ongoing: From round 5, +4 Power to this card.
Ongoing is always on while the card is in play.
It costs 2 RAM to play and brings 1 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.
Creators cards are strongest on their own, and some only get going late.
The site, in 2002
The official ninja webpage, a satire written as a 13-year-old boy who is extremely sure about ninjas.
Its three ninja 'facts' (they are mammals, they fight all the time, they exist to flip out and kill people) became a meme, with dozens of imitation sites.
In 2002: Created this year by the pseudonymous 'Robert Hamburger'.
Dot-com era, 1999 to 2002. Glossy buttons, big money and a bug called Y2K. Some of these companies were worth billions for about a fortnight.
Meme Machine: Where the jokes everyone repeated got started.
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2002 page.
Put it on your site
Run Real Ultimate Power, or just remember it fondly? Here's its button, 88 by 31 like it's 2002. Paste this into your page:
In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 2002, then plays a short scene. Want Real Ultimate Power in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.
