dub3 card · www.realultimatepower.net
Real Ultimate Power (2007)
The official ninja webpage. Extremely serious. Extremely ninja.
- Cost
- 3 RAM
- Power
- 4
- Rarity
- Epic
- Family
- Creators
- Era
- Web 2.0 (2003 to 2008)
- Collection
- Meme Machine
What it does
Ongoing: From round 5, +3 Power to this card.
Ongoing is always on while the card is in play.
It costs 3 RAM to play and brings 4 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.
Creators cards are strongest on their own, and some only get going late.
The site, in 2007
The official ninja webpage, a satire written as a 13-year-old boy who is extremely sure about ninjas.
Its three ninja 'facts' (they are mammals, they fight all the time, they exist to flip out and kill people) became a meme, with dozens of imitation sites.
In 2007: The 2004 book of the site had sold 35,000 copies by 2006, after 11 publishers turned it down.
Web 2.0 era, 2003 to 2008. Rounded corners, reflections and drop shadows. Everything was social, and everything was in beta.
Meme Machine: Where the jokes everyone repeated got started.
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2007 page.
Put it on your site
Run Real Ultimate Power, or just remember it fondly? Here's its button, 88 by 31 like it's 1999. Paste this into your page:
In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 2007, then plays a short scene. Want Real Ultimate Power in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.
