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dub3's pixel tribute to The Passive Aggressive Password Machine in 2013: a Modern-era web tool
Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2013 page

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The Passive Aggressive Password Machine (2013)

Rates your password, then makes it clear what it thinks of you.

Cost
4 RAM
Power
8
Rarity
Common
Family
Tech
Era
Modern (2009 on)
Collection
The Weird Web

What it does

No ability.

No ability, just Power. Sometimes that's all a homepage needs.

It costs 4 RAM to play and brings 8 Power to its lane. You get 1 RAM in round 1, 2 in round 2, and so on.

Tech cards bend the rules: more RAM, cheaper cards and patches that weaken the other side.

The site, in 2013

A password checker that rates your password, then makes it clear what it thinks of you.

It's a joke on the usual strength meter: the verdict comes with a personal comment.

Modern era, 2009 on. Phones, feeds and cookie banners. The web got fast, flat and very sure about notifications.

The Weird Web: One page, one joke, no reason. The internet at its best.

Pixel tribute by dub3, after the 2013 page.

Put it on your site

Run The Passive Aggressive Password Machine, or just remember it fondly? Here's its button, 88 by 31 like it's 1999. Paste this into your page:

The Passive Aggressive Password Machine is a dub3 card

In the game, this pixel page loads the way it did in 2013, then plays a short scene. Want The Passive Aggressive Password Machine in your deck? Make a free account and open some packs, or try a match first. No sign-up needed for that.